They were small, brightly coloured, happy little creatures who secreted some of the nastiest toxins in the world, which is why the job of looking after the large vivarium where they happily passed their days was given to first-year students, on the basis that if they got things wrong there wouldn't be too much education wasted. Terry Pratchett
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It's a bit of a cliché, but a child's first word is the seed from which their entire future starts. In the case of these endangered frogs, it seems that nature has been kind enough to give us a word for them – because that's exactly what they are. The students who look after this frog have spent years looking into their eyes and watching them fall in love with each other. They've seen them grow up and become parents themselves.

Their secretions are not quite as nasty as you'd imagine, but they're a little unpleasant nonetheless. They also make a lovely meal for snakes and rats.

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